• Monday: •╭╮•
  • Tuesday: •╭╮•
  • Wednesday: •╭╮•
  • Thursday: •╭╮•
  • Friday: •_•
  • Saturday: •◡•
  • Sunday •_•


the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut




no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me

us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”

short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them

It’s because they’re closer to hell.

(Source: qawiya)


Writer’s Block

A picture says a thousand words. Write them.

Mission: Write a story, a description, a poem, a metaphor, a commentary, or a critique about this picture. Write something about this picture.

Be sure to tag writeworld in your block!

(Source: comedycentral)

  • Rachel: I’m training to be better at a job that I hate. My life officially sucks.
  • Joey: Look Rach, wasn’t this supposed to be a temporary thing? I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff?
  • Rachel: Well, yeah! I’m still pursuing that.
  • Chandler: How exactly are you pursuing that? Y’know other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?
  • Rachel: Well, I’m also sending out…good thoughts.




if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong