here’s one i took awhile ago on snapchat enjoy
in my english class we have to fill in this chart and say how many hours we’ve been on the computer or watching tv and say what we’re doing and why and my friend looked at me and said “you should probably lie a little.”
(…) And, yes, the guy who enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it.
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
people telling me that i am self-centered is the funniest thing to me because like why would i spend time hating myself? i did that for awhile and i was like fuck that so i know i have flaws and i know i’m not the hottest but i am going to love myself because i am great
…what have I done?